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Passive-Aggressivenesness or wtv OR friend to friend Sarcasm?

✧･ﾟ An actual study from my POV ﾟ･✧

peer review pending methodology questionable one subject was consulted
the subject was me

yea this is technically an apology but unfortunately it DOES need some further explanation

this coulda been a normal conversation but im too unserious ok lets gets go

Case study features:

Introduction.

- hello im lazzy and we need to talk

Summary.

- communication issue is clear

Complex analysis of 2 cases.

100% accuracy translator.

Frequesntly asked questions.

Conclusions.

Case 1: is it " passive-aggressive " or simply a style of speech?

i present the unfortunate evidence 📸📸📸

all the explanation is from my pov

yeah well you do love paying tbf. my thought process abt this one is : idm giving for free. he dont wanna. ok so i casually tease about this. conclusion: not enough emojies to convey playfullness. mistake noted. result: "nice sarcasm"(((
wow did she really just threaten you

added emoji ✅ playfullnes conveyed ❓ thought process : yes but he aint starring your account so i naturally want it to be kept as 5 stars so i strongly advise you to go and talk to them before they make it into 1 star or idk. also you're allowed to call me idiot CLEARLY as a joke b b but-... conclusion & result: -rep

my thought process again: well he has moneys so if i tell him that he won't take offence, next hmmm i told no but he still insists so am i the only seller? hell nuh. triple ! to show it's NOT serious, should be enough right? fuck we already have a history of misunderstandings praying to frogerini assasini this won't be another one of those. conclusion: shift the tone to slash srs to give actual response to his deal and not make it sound passive agressive. result: i fucked up again ((((((((((

ok so this doesnt work for you

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i joke :(

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you take seriously :((

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i dotn mean seriously :(((

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on a real note i'm fr not serious when i say bs like this. i make fun of everyone who's not a stranger. i apologise and do recognise that it might come off as real. idk if i said this already but yea

it is Wat it is✧

sad cat

Case 2: but why???

unfortunately there is a pattern here

unfortunately the subject is aware

EXCLUSIVE ✧ lazzy texts ✧ BREAKDOWN:

friend EXCLUSIVE chart btw by the way ---> i dont talk to randos like that ez
sarcasm
yes ✅
dramatic phrasing
unfortunately ✅ yes
normal wording
in theory sometimes maybe yes ❓
stfu pls?
needs work...❌ rude btw fuck you

ik its not for everyone and ik its not for u too.

habits are hard to get rid of :(

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EXCLUSIVE ✧ lazzy → normal person ✧ TRANSLATOR

chatgbt translate fro m lazzy to human pls

click on them btw

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holy shitting this slot is worth so much and you entrust me with it.💀 no actual intention of uhm action behind that message

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i had no idea at the time that you take things seriously but i dont want you to think badly of this situation so i'll apologise for whatever that was

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do invite me again i like tagging along, but i will complain about this because thats who i am, a complainer

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im not even angry idk why i said that. to agree with you ig. have you noticed that i dont bother explaining and just roll with less offensive option when misunderstood?

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you ask me something -> i say no -> you ask me again playfully -> i answer back playfully too -> it fucking escalates ????wow now im confused

translation accuracy may vary. lazzy is a person of mood. good luck reading into this. my therapist gave up :)

frequently asked questions or whatever

QnA ahh

So you're wondering...

ye BUT

but not like in the "i fucking hate you" way more in the "haha funi plis laugh at my absurdity" way.

no

only rage i do is ragebait heh smart am i but ure chill

i also never demand anything in return. i let people freeload bc in my eyes its not freeloading, its helping within my abilities. its a friend privilege i only allow certain people you included

no pls just let me explain ok

i am unserious. please dont treat this like a personal attack :((

bonk cat

yes

i just dont always choose to

there is a difference between "cant communicate like a human" and "thought this would be funny"

sure hope not no

occasionally? maaaybe

but thats an issue for another day and this study has already exceeded its budget (im not being paid)

does that cover everything?? sure hope it does. would you even read those notes i put at the bottom lmao

conclusion

are you bored yet?

cuz ✧ communication ✧ taste better than key

YES ✅

joke

i joke still

NO ❌

it sounds genuinely hostile

i dont joke anymore

YES ✅

sarcasm

am sarcastic but not passive agressive i think

NO ❌

targeted sarcasm

pinky promise to not make it targetted tho. at least at you

YES ✅

communication

i explain now

NO ❌

turning it into an argument

i explain but no argument no borax

YES ✅

adjust

it doesnt land well? kill it. i no joke

NO ❌

"thats just how i am"

i am who i am but that doesnt mean i cant change my approach fr

so yea,

fucked up a few times but i think we're friends. i only joke like that to friends tho so lmk,

confirm ✅

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